My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. --Dave Barry

First Posted: Dec. 1, 2015, 2:36 a.m. CST
Last Updated: Dec. 4, 2015, 4:27 a.m. CST

We are such stuff as dreams are made on and our little life is rounded with a sleep.

--William Shakespeare

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