My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. --Ellen DeGeneres

First Posted: Dec. 4, 2015, 4:26 a.m. CST
Last Updated: Dec. 4, 2015, 4:26 a.m. CST

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